The Man With the Golden Gun

Posted by Elegant Symphony | Posted in | Posted on 9:45 PM


Relaxing on a friday night, reading Sherlock Holmes while a James Bond soundtrack plays softly in the background. I put down my book for a moment and think, "what if the average person's everyday life had a 007 soundtrack?". How much more intense and action pact would life seemingly be? If after waking up late for your 6am shift, your mad dash to work, weaving in and out of trafic, was accompanied by a classic Bond chase theme? Granted, you're not driving an Aston Martin V12 Vanquish, but that would be pretty intense!

Now imagine you're at your local super center. You're ready to check out, you've got your products in hand like a finely crafted Bond gadget, when you see a cart quickly approaching with a mountain full of God only knows what. You're Bond, the cart bearer is the beefy opponent with cat like agility and instincts. As both of you jockey for position at the checkout line, a Bond fight scene theme ensues.

After you've defeated your worthy opponent and completed your transaction, the classic Bond theme comes on as you tell the clerk your name (Bond... James Bond). Then you exit the store feeling accomplished and labeled the baddest shopper 'round town.

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